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Funny

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time You Will Realize that

*You *are Getting Dirty and the *Donkey *is Enjoying it..!

*Ideal to write on answer sheet:*

Answers given below are imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any
resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental. :)

*Telling a lie is*

- Fault 4 a little boy

- An Art 4 a lover

- An Accomplishment 4 a bachelor

I am proud to inform you that 1 Pakistani ne pani me 40 minute tak \
sans
roknay k world record banaya hai.

A person in Toilet Hears from Adjacent Toilet Hi, How Are You?

He is Embarrassed and says doing, Just Fine.

So What are you up to? Well, just sitting like you.

Can I come over? No, No I am kinda busy now!

Listen, I have to Call You Back. There is an Idiot in other Toilet. Who
is Answering my Questions…!!!

Aaj ka kaam kal per chorh do…

Hosakta hai kal tak us kaam k liye koi machine eejaad hojaye :)

/(William Had Haram)/

*Modern Meaning of Words*

/(A Public Service MSG Brought To U By K.E.S.C )./

Johny to Teacher: Would you punish me for some thing I didn’t do?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Johny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework. :)

*Impact of Movies:*

Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!